Will: Hey, you know, Ashley, that's beautiful. I think those two are a match made in midget heaven.
Ashley: Will, are you coming to the science fair to see me do my volcano presentation?
Will: Look, I'm sorry, Ash. I'd like to, but I can't.
Ashley: Why not?
Will: l got a job.
Ashley: [laughs] Yeah, right, and I can't go, either. A dog ate my volcano.
Will: No, I'm serious. I'm waiting tables at Treasure Island. I want to pay for the homecoming.
Ashley: Oh, you couldn't lie to Daddy about his weight, either?