Quote from Ashley in The Mother of All Battles
Ashley: Hi, Mommy. Vivian: Hi, sweetheart. How was school today? Ashley: Oh, it was great. [Will & Carlton start gesturing to Ashley to stop talking] We had to write an essay in English. I think I aced it. Vivian: Well, what did you write about? Ashley: My neck? Vivian: You wrote an entire essay on your neck. Well, that is quite impressive, sweetheart since your principal called and said that you have not been at school today yesterday, or the day before.