Geoffrey: You bellowed, Master William?
Will: I've been thinking about it, G. Straight up man, I'm not down with you being lonely on your birthday.
Geoffrey: But I shall be far from lonely, Master William. I shall be spending the evening with the glorious music of Sir William Schwenck Gilbert and Sir Arthur Sullivan, not to mention David Frost.
Will: So far, I count you plus three guys. I just thought you might prefer a woman. I'm not making too big an assumption here, am l?
Geoffrey: As it happens, I like women just fine. But I think it's a bad idea for a butler to intertwine his private life with that of the family. Surely you gleaned that much from watching Mr. BeIvedere.