Saleswoman: Hi, may I help you?
Carlton: I think so. You look like a woman with good taste. Tonight is my sister's Halloween party and I was wondering if you can honor me by... showing me that pen.
Saleswoman: Certainly. This pen was manufactured in France. It has a 14-karat gold nib and it's hand-lacquered. The price is-
Carlton: Do I look like the kind of man who would quibble about a few dollars?
Saleswoman: That's very nice because most of my customers would be shocked at a pen that costs $300.
[Carlton squeezes the pen in shock, spraying ink all over the saleswoman]