Leo Quote #41
Quote from Leo in Uncomfortable Ball Stuff
[circle in the Fotohut:]
Kelso: The Fotohut's cool. [laughs] Hyde, your job kicks ass.
Hyde: Yeah. I never thought I'd be a workingman, man. But, man, here I am working for the man. And you know what, man? I like the man.
Leo: Hey, thanks, man. So, my probation officer was sure happy I came by. He even wants to see me for some additional years. He's a good guy.
Jackie: [thumbing through pictures] Ugly, fat, whorey, old whorey, old, four-eyes, ugly, fat.
Kelso: Oh, this one's kinda cute. [Jackie pinches Kelso's arm] I mean, for a fatty. [again] I mean, for a whore? [again] Damn, Jackie! What do you want me to say?
Fez: That's it. I cannot work like this. Anyone who doesn't have to be here must leave.
Kelso: [scoffs] Fez-
Fez: I said, leave.
Hyde: Damn, Fez. You've only been here one day and you're already trying to change everything.
Leo: Yeah. It's like we crossed into some different dimension where we're in some kind of... Fotohut. It's eerie, man.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Uncomfortable Ball Stuff’ Quotes
Quote from Fez
Fez: Ah, women. Am I right, guys? Ah, who am I kidding? There's no woman for Fez. What must Fez do to get a woman?
Hyde: Well, for one thing, he's gotta cut out that third-person crap. It's weird. You are Fez. You know something else? Shoes say a lot about a man. In your case, your chukka boots are screaming "virgin."
Fez: Damn you, boots. What else have you told them?
Quote from Fez
Fez: How am I supposed to afford new boots? My Bible-thumping host parents won't give me an allowance because I am a pagan.
Hyde: You know, Leo's looking for help down at the Fotohut.
Fez: The Fotohut, huh? I can really "picture" myself there. That job and I will really "click." Oh, I am on a "roll"... of film. [Hyde punches Fez's arm] Ow. Don't be so "negative." [chuckles] I am the king.
Quote from Leo
Leo: You sure you wanna get in the Fotohut game? It can chew you up and spit you out like a stick of gum. Or something that seemed edible till you put it in your mouth and then you realized it's not. Or a stick of gum.
Fez: What kind of gum?
Leo: Big Red.
Fez: Oh, that's fine.
Leo: Okay, you're hired. But you're on probation. No, wait. I'm on probation. Oh, wow. I gotta go see my probation officer.
Fez: So he's my new boss?
Hyde: Welcome to paradise.