Hyde Quote #544
Quote from Hyde in Rip This Joint
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Hyde: Okay, I'm starting to shake off this whole flowchart thing. Can't even remember what a flowchart is. Can't even remember what I just said. Hey, which one of you jerks put this tie on me?
Jackie: Steven, focus, you're a businessman. You love work and money and me. Hold on to that. Oh, you know what? You're gonna forget. I'll write it down.
Fez: Oh, you guys missed a glorious trenching. Eric's tiny butt gleaming in the moonlight, shining brighter than the brightest star. It was like a Disney movie.
Donna: Yeah. Eric's rear end is white. Sometimes I can't even tell if he's wearing underwear. Tonight, in that jail cell, he's gonna glow like a little lightning bug.
Hyde: Forman's in jail and I spent my entire night at a cocktail party? I gotta go break some laws or I'm never gonna forgive myself. Hey, which one of you jerks put this tie on me?
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Quote from Midge
Hyde: And, WB, this is Bob, who's also done some work in retail, and Midge, who's also been to some stores.
Midge: It's true. Steven, you didn't tell me your father was so handsome.
Bob: Hey, what about me?
Midge: Well, you didn't tell me either.
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Bob: Why did you have to wear something so revealing? It's just a friendly party, for Pete's sake.
Midge: This party's not for Pete, it's for Kitty, dummy.
Quote from Jackie
Jackie: Hi, honey, welcome home from work. [kisses Hyde] Oh, God, I love saying that. It's so much better than saying, "Welcome home from loitering at the head shop."
Eric: Oh, my God, Hyde, five seconds have gone by and you haven't ripped off your tie, or as you refer to it, "the yoke of oppression."
Hyde: I forgot I was wearing it.
Donna: Would you look at that? The dancing bear has become accustomed to his cage.
Fez: Why would you put a dancing bear in a cage? He's entertaining you, give him some room.
Kelso: No, Fez, what she's saying is that Hyde is becoming a money-grubbing corporate zombie.
Jackie: Did you hear that, Steven? We're gonna be rich.
Hyde: No, we're not, Jackie. I hate the Man. I'm still dedicated to kicking his ass. I'm just doing it from the inside, where I get a pension and dental and stuff.
Jackie: Oh, don't worry, honey. You're still a rebel. [Hyde exits] Give me two years, I'll have him speaking French and writing thank you notes.