Kelso Quote #734
Quote from Kelso in Rip This Joint
Police Officer: Okay, Mr. Shinsky, once you've identified the culprit you can file a formal complaint.
Old Man Shinsky: Oh, that's him. I'd recognize that creamy-ass moron anywhere. Oh, yeah, he was there, too.
Kelso: What me? No, no. No, no, no. I was undercover, infiltrating the underworld trenching world. And it goes a lot deeper than you might think. The whole middle school might be involved.
Police Officer: Okay. In you go, Kelso.
Kelso: Come on, you're putting me in jail?
Police Officer: Maybe a few hours in the can will give you a new respect for the law.
Kelso: But that's the thing, it won't.
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Quote from Midge
Hyde: And, WB, this is Bob, who's also done some work in retail, and Midge, who's also been to some stores.
Midge: It's true. Steven, you didn't tell me your father was so handsome.
Bob: Hey, what about me?
Midge: Well, you didn't tell me either.
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Bob: Why did you have to wear something so revealing? It's just a friendly party, for Pete's sake.
Midge: This party's not for Pete, it's for Kitty, dummy.
Quote from Jackie
Jackie: Hi, honey, welcome home from work. [kisses Hyde] Oh, God, I love saying that. It's so much better than saying, "Welcome home from loitering at the head shop."
Eric: Oh, my God, Hyde, five seconds have gone by and you haven't ripped off your tie, or as you refer to it, "the yoke of oppression."
Hyde: I forgot I was wearing it.
Donna: Would you look at that? The dancing bear has become accustomed to his cage.
Fez: Why would you put a dancing bear in a cage? He's entertaining you, give him some room.
Kelso: No, Fez, what she's saying is that Hyde is becoming a money-grubbing corporate zombie.
Jackie: Did you hear that, Steven? We're gonna be rich.
Hyde: No, we're not, Jackie. I hate the Man. I'm still dedicated to kicking his ass. I'm just doing it from the inside, where I get a pension and dental and stuff.
Jackie: Oh, don't worry, honey. You're still a rebel. [Hyde exits] Give me two years, I'll have him speaking French and writing thank you notes.