Kelso Quote #75
Quote from Kelso in Prom Night
Kelso: Okay, guys. Guess who's taking Pam Macy to the prom?
Hyde: Anyone with a quarter?
Kelso: Me. [chuckles]
Fez: Damn, and I had a quarter.
Eric: Wait. Kelso, you're not taking Jackie?
Kelso: No way, man. Jackie dumped me.
Fez: Hey, I can take Jackie.
Kelso: Yeah, do it, Fez, and I'll kick your ass.
Fez: Well, well, well. Look who suddenly cares. [Kelso punches Fez in the shoulder] Why did you hit me? That was sarcasm.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Prom Night’ Quotes
Quote from Kelso
Jackie: Well, I have a date, too.
Kelso: Who is it? What's his name?
Jackie: His name is... not important. What's important is, he's better than you in every conceivable way.
Kelso: Damn, Jackie, that could be anybody!
Quote from Midge
Bob: Midge, you don't know the first thing about having a business.
Midge: But there's no risk, Bob.
Bob: Why not?
Midge: Because it's your money! [Red laughs]
Quote from Midge
Kitty: You know, I'm sorry, Midge. But I really have to get to work.
Midge: Gosh, darn it, I want a job.
Kitty: You know, Midge, having a job is not all it's cracked up to be. Working at the hospital is very hard work.
Midge: But I don't want one of those jobs. I want a fun job.
Kitty: Okay, now, even with a fun job, you still- You have to deal with your boss.
Midge: You're right. I'll get a job as a boss.
Kitty: Well, now, that is a sharp plan, Midge. You just- You let me know how that goes.