Kitty Quote #710
Quote from Kitty in Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy
Jackie: Whoa! Mrs. Forman, you gotta help me. I need another batch of brownies and I need them bad.
Kitty: Okay. First, preheat the oven to 350, then stick your head inside and bake the lies out of your lying mouth, you little liar!
Jackie: Please, it's the only thing that keeps Christine off my back. I'm gonna lose my job. Please, you've gotta help me. [whines] Please.
Kitty: Oh, that is so fake.
Jackie: [normal voice] Oh, damn. Fine. I'm sorry. Look, Christine caught me off guard. I was on TV. I didn't know what to say.
Kitty: How about Kitty Forman baked the brownies? See how easy that was? I can even say it backwards. Brownies the baked Forman Kitty.
Jackie: Okay, okay, you're right. But now I'm in too deep, so I am begging you. Please, could you just make some more brownies?
Kitty: Drop it, Jackie. I am not gonna let you continue to take credit for all of my hard work.
Jackie: What if I take you to the studio and introduce you to Christine St. George?
Kitty: I'll get the eggs. You grease the pan.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy’ Quotes
Quote from Kitty
Red: Ah, Kitty. Making brownies for breakfast?
Kitty: No. Brownies have too much sugar to be a healthy breakfast. Here, have some Fun Time Snack-A-Doodles. [hands Red a box of brightly-colored cereal]
Quote from Leo
Leo: There's my girl.
Donna: Hi, Leo. Leo, you didn't have to get me chocolates.
Leo: Chocolates? That's my lunch.
Donna: Leo, look. I'm really flattered that you like me, but I can't be your girlfriend.
Leo: Is it because I'm Black?
Donna: You're not Black.
Leo: So, it's not that then. I know what it is. You like that Randy guy.
Donna: What? No, I don't.
Leo: Yes, you do. So I think maybe it's best if we stop seeing each other.
Donna: Wait a minute, you're breaking up with me?
Leo: I'm sorry, but I just can't date a racist.
Quote from Kitty
Christine St. George: [on TV] Before we bring on the tap-dancing parrot, I have a correction to make from yesterday's show.
Kitty: Red. She's gonna say my name. Are you taping it? Do you know how to use the machine?
Red: Yes, I know how to use the machine.
Christine St. George: Those brownies I so enjoyed were made by the talented and lovely Kitty Forshack.
Kitty: Forshack?
Christine St. George: No, no, that doesn't sound right. Ah! Forman. Kathy Forman.