Eric Quote #850
Quote from Eric in Rip This Joint
Eric: You know what? I'm gonna trench a yard. Just, not if it's one of those pranks that involves heights or touching bugs. I'm not... I... No, I won't touch a bug.
Kelso: No, you just park your car on someone's yard, and then you step on the gas, throw it in drive and tear up the lawn. Then you go get fries and talk about how awesome it was.
Eric: You know what, you guys? I'm gonna trench Old Man Shinsky's yard. In fact, I'm gonna trench that yard like no yard has been trenched in the history of yard trenching. Are you with me?
Kelso: Yeah.
Fez: Whatever.
Eric: I said, are you with me?
Kelso: Yeah.
Fez: Whatever.
Eric: Yeah! That's what I like to hear.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Rip This Joint’ Quotes
Quote from Midge
Bob: Why did you have to wear something so revealing? It's just a friendly party, for Pete's sake.
Midge: This party's not for Pete, it's for Kitty, dummy.
Quote from Midge
Hyde: And, WB, this is Bob, who's also done some work in retail, and Midge, who's also been to some stores.
Midge: It's true. Steven, you didn't tell me your father was so handsome.
Bob: Hey, what about me?
Midge: Well, you didn't tell me either.
Quote from Jackie
Jackie: Hi, honey, welcome home from work. [kisses Hyde] Oh, God, I love saying that. It's so much better than saying, "Welcome home from loitering at the head shop."
Eric: Oh, my God, Hyde, five seconds have gone by and you haven't ripped off your tie, or as you refer to it, "the yoke of oppression."
Hyde: I forgot I was wearing it.
Donna: Would you look at that? The dancing bear has become accustomed to his cage.
Fez: Why would you put a dancing bear in a cage? He's entertaining you, give him some room.
Kelso: No, Fez, what she's saying is that Hyde is becoming a money-grubbing corporate zombie.
Jackie: Did you hear that, Steven? We're gonna be rich.
Hyde: No, we're not, Jackie. I hate the Man. I'm still dedicated to kicking his ass. I'm just doing it from the inside, where I get a pension and dental and stuff.
Jackie: Oh, don't worry, honey. You're still a rebel. [Hyde exits] Give me two years, I'll have him speaking French and writing thank you notes.