Fez Quote #554
Quote from Fez in Sally Simpson
Suzy Simpson: I love this place. The sweet smell of gunpowder, the deafening boom of shotgun blasts... Oops. That kind of talk's more appropriate for the bedroom. I apologize.
Fez: Knock, knock? Who's there? Ivan! Ivan who? Ivan awful lot of candy for the both of us!
Suzy Simpson: Fez?
Fez: Well, if it's not me, then there's some lucky bastard who looks just like me. [chuckles]
Suzy Simpson: Michael, I thought it was just going to be you, me and a box of hot lead!
Kelso: Well, it's even better. It's you, me and a box of hot Fez.
Fez: Kelso, this wasn't part of the deal.
Kelso: What wasn't part of the deal?
Fez: You! So beat it. I want her to smell nothing but me.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Sally Simpson’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Eric: Oh, hey. What took you guys so long at the heart doctor's? Oh, let me guess. You had to call in a specialist just to find Dad's tiny heart.
Red: You know, we could call in a specialist to find my foot in your ass.
Hyde: "We're going to need an ass-foot-ologist, stat."
Quote from Fez
Fez: No, I cannot be in the same room with him. You and I are through. Now good day.
Kelso: But, Fez... [Fez is silent]
Jackie: Fez? He said, "But, Fez."
Fez: Oh, I heard him.
Donna: Well, now you're supposed to say... "I said good day."
Kelso: Yeah, and then we all know that you're really mad, but eventually, you'll get over it.
Fez: Oh, you'd like that. "Dance, monkey, dance." Well, Kelso, this monkey don't dance no more.
Donna: But, Fez...
Fez: I said good day! [groans]
Quote from Red
Red: You think my problem is my own son? My son is a fine young man.
Eric: Wow, Dad, you don't have...
Red: Shut up, dumbass. You know less about my family than you do about football! Which isn't saying much, since you dropped every pass that came near you! And let me tell you something else. When a real Packer hurts his leg, he stuffs his kneecap back in and keeps on running!
Eric: That's what this little mushroom would have done.