Quote from Fez in Magic Bus
Eric: Kelso, Donna and I are fine, okay? I mean, she's waiting until the very last bus to go to school tomorrow so we can spend every minute of my birthday together. We're just gonna make this work. Fez: Eric, long-distance relationships don't work. Just ask my girlfriend back home. Eric: Fez, you have a girlfriend back home? Fez: No, don't you listen? Long-distance relationships don't work.