Kelso: But, Jackie, it really bugs me that you and Hyde aren't back together. So, as the man who used to pleasure you endlessly, I feel it is my obligation to step in and fix this. 'Cause when I'm a cop, I'm gonna have to deal with domestic cases like this all the time.
Donna: And the good news is he'll have guns.
Kelso: Yeah, this is gonna be a piece of cake. You know, they should have put me in charge of Vietnam. I would have had those people making out in a week. [exits]
Eric: Wow. Donna, that might be the last time that you'll ever get to see Kelso make an even bigger mess of a problem.
Donna: Yeah. I'm gonna miss that. And I'm gonna miss you.
Jackie: Well, I'm not gonna miss you two slobbering all over each other like fat girls in a house with free meat. [exits]
Eric: And that might be the last time that Jackie ever makes fun of us, fat girls and meat.
Donna: Yeah. [kisses Eric]