Jackie: All right, look, Michael, Steven's the one who messed up the relationship. He thought you and I were together, but he was just wrong. He fabricated the whole mess.
Kelso: Well, somebody ought to make that clear.
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Kelso: Jackie wants you to know that there was a mess 'cause she was wearing the wrong fabric.
Hyde: That can't be what she said.
Kelso: It's word for word, man.
Hyde: Kelso, would you get out of here?
Kelso: What? I'm helping.
Hyde: You're making me wanna kick your ass!
Kelso: That better be the rash talking.