Fez: Hello, darling. I see you are washing your unmentionables.
Laurie: Yeah, do you know what gets out grass stains and Kahlua?
Fez: Anyways, I was thinking how sad you must be, considering the mess you made of your life. With all that sadness, do you also not get needy?
Laurie: You know, I sort of do.
Fez: Ali Baba, the treasure is mine!
Laurie: I'm gonna go see if Carlos is home. [exits]
Fez: That Carlos is one lucky SOB to have a wife like mine.