Eric: Hey, Mom, Dad, I have something I wanna tell you. I've decided not to move away.
Red: What?
Eric: Yeah, I'm gonna stay and put off college for just a little while, or at least until you're well enough to go back to work.
Kitty: My baby, my baby, my baby. [hugs Eric]
Eric: Okay, Mom, this is actually kind of embarrassing. You're actually really hurting me, yeah.
Red: You mean I've been waiting 18 years for you to get your butt out of this house, and now you're staying?
Eric: Look, Mom, I signed over my paycheck to you. I, uh... I want you to go buy yourself something pretty. Or, I don't know, electricity.
Kitty: Oh, honey, thank you. Red, it wouldn't kill you to thank him.
Red: It might. I just had a heart attack.