Donna: God, it's gonna be so hard going off to college without you. But we'll see each other on the weekends, right?
Eric: Well, you say that now, but then there's that weekend where you call home and say you have to study, but I hear Moose, the place-kicker, in the background, asking if you want another shot of tequila, so...
Donna: Eric, that would never happen. I would never date a place-kicker. It's quarterback or nothing for me.