Eric: So it turns out that going-away sex is even hotter than make-up sex. It's like these chips. They say, "Now even crunchier," and you're thinking, "Oh, man, there is no way." But then you take a bite... and it is crunchier.
Kelso: Dude, if something's crunchy, you should really have that looked at.
Eric: There's no time, my friend, I have a distraught neighbor girl to attend to. Dry your eyes, baby, the loving's on its way!