Quote from Kelso in Celebration Day
[camp fire circle:] Eric: It was awful. I saw Laurie, and everything just went blank. And I just ran, Donna. I just ran away. And then I heard these high-pitched screams. And it was me. Donna: Yeah? Well, I've got bigger problems. Fez is a good artist. He's gonna paint me onto a nudie poster and sell it to every gaucho in Argentina, or wherever the hell he's from. Eric, I'm gonna be Ms. Nude Argentina. Jackie: You know, being here under the stars sitting in the grass makes me really glad I'm not poor. Kelso: Man, check out that fire, baby. Yeah, if there's one thing I'm good at, it's turning a small fire into a big fire. Man, that one guitar-shaped log is roarin'. What the- Is that my guitar? Hyde: Yep. It's got a nice, warm sound. Kelso: Dead!