Red: Well, if it isn't the conquering hero home from a big day of dog food.
Eric: Hey, I had a great day, okay? And by the way, I'm nowhere near the actual food. I'm off with, like, the executives. [Schotzie whines]
Red: Really? Well, Schotzie sure does love the smell of executives.
Donna: Okay, look. Okay, maybe Eric is working with dog food, but he's not complaining, and he's not quitting. And we're gonna get married no matter what you think. Or how he smells.
Eric: Aw, thanks, honey.
Donna: Don't touch me.
Eric: Okay.