Kelso: Hey, Roy. I just need to grab my check.
Hyde: Hey, Kelso, what the hell were you doing with my girlfriend on Donna's couch?
Kelso: Huh? That wasn't me.
Hyde: I saw you!
Kelso: Oh. Uh... Uh, well... Okay, look. It wasn't what you think. Um, it was totally different. See, Fez had this sex dream about me. And I was, like, a nurse in it. And I was totally freaking out, and Jackie was just comforting me. I mean, 'cause, you know... [whispers] Fez had a sex dream about me.
Hyde: So your story is that you were with Jackie because Fez had a boy-on-boy dream about you?
Kelso: [chuckles] It's crazy, huh?
Hyde: Kelso, that is the worst lie you've told since you claimed to be the prince of South Carolina.
Kelso: No, I'm not lying about Fez's dream! Wh- I was sponging him! It's the truth!
Roy: Hey, I believe people have dreams about you, man. I mean, put a blond wig on, you're Goldie Hawn.
Kelso: I know that.