Kelso: Jackie, I need to talk to you. Something happened that could tear apart the group.
Jackie: I don't care. Okay? You have to go right now.
Kelso: Jackie, Fez had a sex dream about me.
Jackie: You poor baby!
Kelso: What if he's in love with me? I don't know that I can return those feelings.
Jackie: No, of course you can't.
Kelso: I mean, sure, he's super cool and he's good looking and we have a ton in common. But I can't...
Jackie: I know. I know, baby. I know.
Kelso: I just wonder what I did to make this happen. I mean, should I have tried to be less desirable?
Jackie: Michael, the beautiful cannot be held responsible for the havoc our looks create.
Kelso: That's true.