Eric: Okay, let me get this straight. After my grandpa's funeral, Kelso and Annette are making out. Jackie sees them and yells, "Get off my boyfriend"? Right in front of you?
Fez: Yeah, it brought the whole funeral way down.
Eric: Hyde, that's horrible, man. You know what's even worse? I totally missed it.
Hyde: Yeah? Well, nobody else missed it. Half the fricking town was there. And today at The Hub, you know that kid Jimmy with the headgear? He said he felt bad for me. Jimmy Headgear felt bad for me! I knew it was a mistake hooking up with Jackie, and I did it anyway. You know why? 'Cause she makes you stupid. I bet Kelso was composing symphonies before her.