Jackie: Donna, guess who hates the ring you got him?
Donna: Eric hates the ring? He told me he loved it.
Jackie: Well... See, Eric told Steven that the ring was so ugly that the Elephant Man wears it to distract people from his face.
Donna: That ring is beautiful. You know, what's ugly is his bony little finger.
Jackie: Hey. You know what? If he can't appreciate it, let's just take it back and buy me something pretty.