Eric: Step away from the vehicle.
Red: Isn't it a little early for you to be hopped up?
Eric: Empty your pockets, now.
Red: Get the hell out of my pants!
Eric: Got it. [runs inside]
Red: What the hell is wrong with him?
Fez: He has low self-esteem because you are too domineering.
Hyde: Red, you're gonna let Forman get away with that, man? He just felt you up. Where's the foot in the ass? Unless you're getting too old.
Red: Shut it. And go shave that thing. You look like a damn Hungarian.