Kelso: Ah, it's just typical women stuff. Like Jackie kissing that guy. [Hyde punches Kelso's arm] Ow! Hyde!
Hyde: Yeah. Okay? I've decided if anyone brings up any more stupid girl stuff I'm gonna throw something at 'em. This time, I threw a fist.
Kelso: I'm sorry. It's just everything reminds me. Like, last night Rocky was on and I was thinking I'm like Rocky and Jackie is Apollo Creed. And she bashed in my face by kissing that guy! At least Rocky wins in the end.
Hyde: Kelso, Rocky loses.
Kelso: Oh, yeah? Well, why is he jumping around all happy?
Fez: Because he goes the distance, fool.
Eric: He loses the fight, but he wins in life.
Kelso: Who wants to watch a movie with a message like that? Ice-cream man! [runs out]