Kelso: Hey, Jackie. More great modeling news. They're starting me in underwear. Look, I got a W-4 and a body-waxing kit and everything.
Jackie: Oh. So you're really an underwear model?
Kelso: No, not just underwear - briefs. I mean, usually, you have to spend a year cutting your teeth in boxers before you even get into the tight stuff.
Jackie: You know what? I don't have time for this right now. It just isn't important.
Kelso: But, Jackie-
Todd: Hey, maybe you didn't hear the lady. She's busy. So hit the road, guy.
Kelso: I'm her boyfriend, guy.
Todd: Nuh-uh. When she works here her boyfriend is every man, woman and child that walks in here for cheese.
Kelso: Well, I don't have any money for cheese. But I'm going to go get some, and then we'll see whose boyfriend is whose.