Kelso: Hey, you guys! Great news! I was walking around Halverson's Department Store and the owner comes right up to me, and he offered me a modeling job. Yeah. Whoo!
Jackie: Wait, wait. He just offered you a modeling job? Yeah, sounds a little suspicious. I mean, how do you know it was the owner?
Kelso: Because it was Mr. Halverson.
Jackie: How do you know it was Mr. Halverson?
Kelso: Because I said, "Aren't you Mr. Halverson?" And he said, "Yeah."
Eric: Hey, Hyde, aren't you Mr. Halverson?
Hyde: Yeah.
Jackie: See? Look, Michael. I've been in that store over a hundred times and Mr. Halverson never asked me to be a model. And if Mr. Halverson never asked me to be a model then there's no Mr. Halverson. It's a scam.
Donna: I don't know. It doesn't sound like a scam to me.
Kelso: Thank you, Donna.
Donna: Sounds like Mr. Halverson wants you for his lover. [kissing]
Kelso: Either way, I'm flattered.