Red: Boy, Kitty, you missed a great game. The Bucks made a last-second shot and sent those Lakers home with their tails between their California fruitcake asses!
Pastor Dave: Go home, fruitcakes!
Red: I've never seen old Pastor Dave so excited. He swore at the referee.
Pastor Dave: "Son of a stitch." I said, "Son of a stitch."
Kitty: Oh, well, I'm sure that fooled God.