Hyde: Well, if it isn't Playboy reading, panty-loving, cat-killing Derek.
Eric: I know. How could Donna write this?
Fez: Why are you upset? It's this Derek guy who really gets the shaft.
Eric: Fez, I am Derek.
Fez: Everything always has to be about you.
Hyde: Fez, man, think about it. Eric killed Donna's cat. Derek killed Wanda's cat. Donna found panties in Eric's Vista Cruiser. Wanda found a chastity belt in Derek's Vista Carriage.