Eric: Okay, guys. Road trip checklist. Car: Check. Okay. We're good.
Fez: Now, is there anything about Canada we need to know before we get there?
Hyde: Well, the beer is stronger, and as a result, their women look prettier.
Fez: Then let's haul ass to Canada!
Eric: Okay. Shh. Fez, if my dad finds out that we're going to Canada, uh, for beer, no less, he's gonna start killing people, okay? People like us. So keep it down.
Kelso: All right! Canada! Woo-hoo! Beer! [air horn blows]