Leo: You see, beer is evil. I'm not gonna say I told you so, man, but I will say this: I told you so, man.
Chris: Beer never hurt anyone, my friend. You're well within the legal limit on that.
Bryan: But you're over the limit on foreign kids you can smuggle out of this country.
Kelso: Well, what is the legal limit on that? We only had one foreign kid.
Chris: The limit is zero, you hoser.
Kelso: Damn it.
Chris: Hey, I'd keep a civil tongue in my head if I were you. We could throw you in jail right now. We're the Mounties; we answer to no one.