Donna: Are you bored with our sex life?
Eric: Oh, God, no. Just the opposite. I figured that you had to be bored. And it was our hundredth time, and I just wanted to do something special.
Donna: Oh, my God, you count?
Eric: No.
Donna: Oh, my God, that's so sweet. But do me a favor. Next time you're gonna do something weird gimme a little more warning, so I can brace myself. Or tell you to back the hell off.
Eric: Right.
Donna: Because no matter how much I love you... that was unpleasant.