Red: Okay, honey. First of all, always save one beer for Daddy.
Laurie: Okay.
Red: Second of all, we feel that you need to get some direction in your life. And by "we," I mean your mother. See, honey. I'm not really worried. 'Cause I know you're gonna find a nice guy and get married.
Laurie: Exactly.
Red: Right. Someone who can take care of you, who's rich, who's not Kelso. And I think this is a plan that might just work out for you.
Laurie: Okay. But, Daddy, I mean, if I wanted to have a career of my own, I could, right?
Red: Well, sure. I just don't want you to set yourself up for... Like what happened at the college... I- If you set the bar too high, the fall might be... You see, you're just so pretty. [chuckles nervously] Here's five dollars.