Kelso: Oh, and, uh, before we pick up Jackie, I just want to make sure everybody knows what this trip is about.
Donna: The fabulous hot-tub toilet?
Kelso: No. Eric, tell her about my master plan.
Eric: Oh. Yeah. See, Kelso, when you start a sentence with the words "master plan," I just kind of know it's gonna be stupid, so I just naturally tune out.
Kelso: Okay, well, my master plan is... Eric, pay attention! This is about a romantic double date. It's you and Donna and me and Jackie.
Donna: Kelso, you do know you're not actually dating Jackie, right?
Kelso: That's why it's a secret double date.