Kelso: See, I told Jackie that the whole gang was coming but then, I didn't invite Hyde. Especially not Fez. He's all over Jackie.
Donna: Look, I'm not doing this. Turn this van around!
Kelso: No, I need you guys. See, if you're there- You guys are, like, the perfect couple. And- And if you're there then, I can just copy all the sissy, loser things that Eric does for you.
Donna: I really do enjoy your sissy, loser things.
Eric: Yeah, like when I had first dibs on that seat, but I took the hump. It's a small price to pay to keep milady happy.
Kelso: Exactly. I want to be that dork.