Eric: I'm not wrong. Women take care of babies. They do.
Laurie: Listen to him, Marissa. He whines like a girl, but he's not a girl. Or maybe he is.
Eric: The thing is, Donna's really good at it. I mean, I could understand you not wanting to stay home with your children. You already have such a fulfilling career as a whore.
Laurie: Listen, twerp. Did you ever think maybe it's not that she doesn't want to have babies? Maybe she just doesn't want to have your skinny, whiny girl-trapped-in-a-boy-body babies.
Eric: Okay. That's one for you.