Jackie: Hey. Psst. Fezzie, do you want to know a secret? If you try to kiss me right now, I probably wouldn't stop you. [giggles] In fact, I'd probably let you do more than that. [giggles]
[An imaginary Fez dressed as Batman appears above his right shoulder]
Batman Fez: Fez. Good God, man. Don't do it. She is drunk.
Fez: But, Batman, she is so hot.
Batman Fez: But she's drunk. There is no honor in this.
[An imaginary Fez dressed as the Riddler appears above his right shoulder]
Riddler Fez: Ah, screw honor. Take her pants off.
Fez: Ay!
Batman Fez: Riddler, nefarious fiend. Don't do it, Fez. It's a trap.
Riddler Fez: Riddle me this, Fez. Why would Jackie ask you to make out with her if she didn't want you to?
Fez: Seriously, he makes an excellent point.
Batman Fez: It's the dastardly alcohol talking. If you and Jackie get together, you want it to be real, not like this. Honestly, I was rooting for you but imaginary Batman makes a lot of sense.
Riddler Fez: Then riddle me this. What does Batman know about girls? Slides down a pole and lives with a teenage boy. Enough said.
Fez: Okay. Now I have to say, advantage Riddler.
Batman Fez: What are you trying to say, Riddler?
Riddler Fez: I think you know what I'm trying to say. Ooh-la-la.
Batman Fez: Oh, you want to go, question dork? Oh, bring it on, bat-wuss.
[Fez's head rattles after the two figures jump into his head through his ears]
Jackie: So... are you gonna kiss me, Fez?
Fez: No, I am sorry, Jackie.
Jackie: That's okay. You still have a very cute butt.