Jackie: Oh, my God. I love champagne!
Fez: Yes. Was it any good?
Jackie: Great. Just great. [gasps] Hey, Fez, I just made up a poem. Do you want to hear it?
Fez: Okay.
Jackie: There once was a guy named Fez who had a really cute butt. Ta-da!
Fez: Well, I have to say I don't hate it.