Fez: So, who will Jackie choose as her roller disco partner? Who, who, who?
Hyde: No freakin' way.
Fez: Hmm, how very sad. [sighs] No one to disco with. Now, where did I leave my potato chips? Oh, there they are. [dances across the room] Look at that. I left my soda back in the other side of the room! [dances across the room] Refreshing. God, my arm is sore! [makes disco pose]
Jackie: Wow, Fez!
Kelso: Oh, come on, Jackie! You're gonna pick him over me? All right. Watch this.
[Kelso groans as he falls down behind the couch]
Fez: Jackie, I'm just a roller disco machine and I don't work for nobody but you. [Kelso groans]
Jackie: Okay. Okay, fine. We'll be partners. But hear me now. I want first prize. If I lose and some stupid, spoiled rich girl wins I'll scream.
Kelso: [o.s.] I am really hurt.