Kelso: Hello! [chuckles] She is just my type: naked.
Fez: I, too, like the naked ladies. I find them so... naked.
Donna: Yeah, that's realistic. I think I'm gonna change the oil in my car, but first I'm gonna take off everything but my cowboy boots.
Eric: Well, sure, I mean if you're in bare feet, you could slip in the oil. Come on, Donna. Safety first.
Kelso: Whoa! Surefire ways to pick up women. [scoffs] What kind of lonely losers read this stuff anyway?
Fez: Gimme. "Look deep into her eyes, and use her name often showing that this conversation is just for her." [clears throat] Hey, Donna. I think they're onto something, Donna. What do you think, Donna?
Donna: Oh, my God. I'm taking off my shirt. Stop it, hands! Stop it!
[Fez gives two thumbs up to Kelso]