Quote from Fez in Jackie Moves On
Fez: Nothing will stop me from asking Jackie on a date. Not even ninjas. [fantasy: a shirtless Fez stands in front of a group of ninjas in a back alley:] Fez: [badly lip-synced] Stand back. I want Jackie, and no one will stop me. Ninja Warrior: You cannot have Jackie. I will disable you with my cat-like swiftness. Fez: Oh, yeah? Ninja Warrior: Yeah. Fez: Oh, yeah? Ninja Warrior: Yeah. Fez: Oh. [fights ninjas] Hiya! [reality:] Kelso: Fez. Fez: What? Kelso: Go ahead, Fez. Ask Jackie out. She won't go 'cause you're foreign, but go ahead and ask. Fez: You're damn right I will. Hiya.