Fez: Nothing will stop me from asking Jackie on a date. Not even ninjas.
[fantasy: a shirtless Fez stands in front of a group of ninjas in a back alley:]
Fez: [badly lip-synced] Stand back. I want Jackie, and no one will stop me.
Ninja Warrior: You cannot have Jackie. I will disable you with my cat-like swiftness.
Fez: Oh, yeah?
Ninja Warrior: Yeah.
Fez: Oh, yeah?
Ninja Warrior: Yeah.
Fez: Oh. [fights ninjas] Hiya!
[reality:]
Kelso: Fez.
Fez: What?
Kelso: Go ahead, Fez. Ask Jackie out. She won't go 'cause you're foreign, but go ahead and ask.
Fez: You're damn right I will. Hiya.