Quote from Jackie in Kiss of Death
Jackie: Donna, we're supposed to be friends. Would it have killed you to say, "I know you love him, but Michael's a jerk"? Donna: Jackie, I think my exact words were, "I know you love him, but Michael's a jerk." So... have you seen Kelso since...? Jackie: No. I mean, he's a liar and a cheater. Ugh, maybe that's how all guys are. Donna: I know how you feel. Like, it's bad enough what Eric did to Mr. Bonkers. Then he lied to me. Jackie: Yeah. Eric put off telling you something because he didn't want to hurt you. Whoo! That is so much worse than cheating on you with another woman. Oh, wait. No, it's not! Donna: Oh. Wow. I guess Eric was just trying to be nice. Maybe I'm overreacting. Jackie: Look. Let me tell you something, Donna. Until goody-goody Eric cheats on you with your stupid dead cat, I suggest you shut up.