Kelso: I don't want to live with this lie anymore, because I only love Jackie.
Laurie: Okay. So, do you want to go up to my room and have sex?
Kelso: Uh... Sure! [chuckles] No, wait! No! No! Okay. I just... This... Laurie, I... I'm serious. We are over.
Laurie: Wow! I think you really mean it.
Kelso: I totally do.
[Laurie sees Jackie walk up outside the sliding door]
Laurie: Okay, Kelso, you're free. You know what I'd like, though? Just one last good-bye kiss?
Kelso: Um... Okay, well, sure. [they kiss]
Jackie: [enters] Michael!
Kelso: Jackie! We were... No! There was...
Laurie: Wow! How ironic, huh?