Quote from Red in 2120 So. Michigan Ave
Eric: I don't know why she's so mad. Red: Well, you'll often find, as you go through life, that when you try to turn your girlfriend into a prostitute, she gets cranky. Eric: Okay, but, Dad, passing PE is all that's standing between me and the rest of my life. Red: You're lucky this table is standing between my foot and your ass.