Eric: Oh. You know what? You guys suck. Whenever you're in trouble, I don't burn you. I mean, you know, usually 'cause it's hard for me to think of things right on the spot, but also 'cause, you know, I try to help.
Donna: That's actually true. I mean, Fez, remember when you wanted to learn how to kiss, and Eric taught you by sticking M&M's to the mirror?
Fez: That never happened. I know how to kiss. Ah, shut it, Donna.
Eric: Yeah, and, Kelso, how about that time I stayed up with you all night to study for that math final? I mean, sure, nothing stuck, but, you know, I blame nature for that.
Kelso: Yep, some people you just can't reach. [knocks on his own head]
Hyde: You know, Forman, if you can teach Fez how to kiss and Kelso how to do math, you can probably teach anybody anything. Why don't you just become a teacher?
Donna: That actually makes a lot of sense. I mean, you have all this knowledge about stuff you have no ability to do.
Eric: A teacher? Well, I do like helping people. I mean, I'd love to help kids. Yeah. Like, "Mr. Forman." That just feels really great. Yeah, a teacher. That just feels so right.