Kelso: [pulls up in car] So what do you think?
Eric: I think Barbie's probably worried sick that her convertible's missing.
Brooke: I thought you were getting another van.
Kelso: Oh, so did I, but then I saw this baby down at the police auction and I knew it was destined to be mine.
Eric: Well, hey, man. Can I give you some money?
Kelso: No, it was pretty cheap. Some guy got stabbed in it. So nobody else bid on it. It's pretty sweet, huh?
Donna: It's freaking awesome! Is it the car or are you more handsome?
Kelso: It's the car. And I'm more handsome.
Brooke: Michael, don't you think it's a little impractical?
Kelso: Impractical? More like, imperfecticable. I mean, this thing is totally baby-friendly.
Eric: Remind me again how it's baby-friendly?
Kelso: 'Cause it's tiny just like a baby.