Quote from Kelso in The Acid Queen
Kelso: Well, Donna, turns out Brooke doesn't like intelligent men. Hyde: Kelso, you didn't have sex with her, man, just let it go. Brooke: [enters] Michael, I need to talk to you. Kelso: Yeah, about what? Brooke: About our night together at the Molly Hatchet concert. Kelso: [smiles] Excuse me. [to Fez] Burn! [to Donna] Burn! [to Eric] Burn! [to Jackie] Burn! [to Hyde] Burn! [Kelso runs upstairs into the kitchen] Kelso: [to Kitty] Burn! [to Red] Burn. [Kelso runs out the sliding door and down the stairs back to the basement] Kelso: Burn. We totally did it! Brooke: Michael, I just found out I'm pregnant. Kelso: I never touched her.