Fez: So what do you wanna do?
Hyde: I don't know, man. What do you want to do?
Fez: Oh, let's go to The Hub. I've got my eye on this plump girl.
Hyde: Sounds good, man, but I'll pass.
Fez: Poor Hyde.
Hyde: What?
Fez: You love Donna, and she's with your good friend Eric.
Hyde: And?
Fez: And that's the oldest story in the world. And a sad one at that.